steazers

four black guys in one room with a stripper pole and four pounds of lube.
(yk what happens next)

black guy1: "yo you wanna have a steazers sesh tonight"
black guy2: "HELL YEAH, ILL GET THE LUBE"

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Hot Dog Steamers

A pair of sweatpants.

After a long day of work, I just want to put on my sweatshirt and my hot dog steamers and just relax on the couch.

by Smurf Exterminator December 31, 2012

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015

Bacardi Sleazers

Those guys you would see frequenting human cesspit clubs such as the M Club, Box and The Parlour etc. , walking around a crowded dance floor donning the "douchebag-cut" v-neck t-shirts perving on women. Why the Bacardi reference? Well they drink alco pops to keep their blood alcohol levels significantly lower than that of their "bury me in a Y shaped coffin" millbag prey.

"Fuck me...it's like a sausage fest in here. "
"Aye, all the Bacardi Sleazers are dragging them down Thompson's alley by the ankle. "

by emmettmccaughey June 14, 2013

Stealership

A place that charges ridiculous amounts of money for routine auto maintenance. They also sell parts at somewhat reasonable prices, but better deals on OEM parts can be found elsewhere.

The BMW stealership wanted $300 for an oil change.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 1, 2022

Bay Stealers

When someone parks in the Walmart pick-up parking spots to shop for groceries inside the store instead of ordering online, and taking a spot for a legitimate customer who ordered online.

I came here for my grocery pick-up, but these fucks took all the Bay parking spots near the entrance. Fucking Bay Stealers.

by WaltonT March 25, 2023

Lil Steezers

A steezy way of refering to Lil Ceasers, the favorite pizza joint of stoners and bums alike.

Bro 1: Hey bro you wanna hit up Lil Steezers?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro, 5 dollar Large pizzas are the shit dawg.

Bro 1: Nah fool, its all about that crazy bread homie.

Bro 2: Faggot

by Young Andro July 14, 2011