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steazers 

four black guys in one room with a stripper pole and four pounds of lube.
(yk what happens next)
black guy1: "yo you wanna have a steazers sesh tonight"
black guy2: "HELL YEAH, ILL GET THE LUBE"
steazers by anonymous May 2, 2023
Words you can keep

Hot Dog Steamers 

After a long day of work, I just want to put on my sweatshirt and my hot dog steamers and just relax on the couch.

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer 

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.
Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

Bacardi Sleazers 

Those guys you would see frequenting human cesspit clubs such as the M Club, Box and The Parlour etc. , walking around a crowded dance floor donning the "douchebag-cut" v-neck t-shirts perving on women. Why the Bacardi reference? Well they drink alco pops to keep their blood alcohol levels significantly lower than that of their "bury me in a Y shaped coffin" millbag prey.
"Fuck me...it's like a sausage fest in here. "
"Aye, all the Bacardi Sleazers are dragging them down Thompson's alley by the ankle. "

Stealership 

A place that charges ridiculous amounts of money for routine auto maintenance. They also sell parts at somewhat reasonable prices, but better deals on OEM parts can be found elsewhere.
The BMW stealership wanted $300 for an oil change.
Stealership by Four Loko Frat Guy December 1, 2022

Bay Stealers 

When someone parks in the Walmart pick-up parking spots to shop for groceries inside the store instead of ordering online, and taking a spot for a legitimate customer who ordered online.
I came here for my grocery pick-up, but these fucks took all the Bay parking spots near the entrance. Fucking Bay Stealers.
Bay Stealers by WaltonT March 25, 2023

Lil Steezers 

A steezy way of refering to Lil Ceasers, the favorite pizza joint of stoners and bums alike.
Bro 1: Hey bro you wanna hit up Lil Steezers?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro, 5 dollar Large pizzas are the shit dawg.

Bro 1: Nah fool, its all about that crazy bread homie.

Bro 2: Faggot
Lil Steezers by Young Andro July 14, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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