The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.
The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'
Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.
I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!
The act of clobbering another person in the head with one's erect penis. This attack is used to demean someone who the attacker considers subservient.
Your girlfriend is acting complacent and thinks she has power over the relationship. Shes laying down in bed and *BAM!* THROBBING STUNNER! The message is clear as day.
A Devastating wrestling move originated by JohnnyAce's "Ace Crusher", Steve Austin Kickes the opponent in the gut as the victim sells the gut shot, austin places the opponents jaw on his shoulder in an overhead facelock position. Then Austin drops to the ground in a sitting position, impacting the victims jaw and larynx into his shoulder blade.
"Austin dodged the clothesline..STUNNER!! STUNNER!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHT AUSTIN JUST DROPPED THE STUNNER!
noun A person of either gender who is beautiful in every way, especially their sense of humour and behaviour/ generosity to others as well as aesthetically, often (but not exclusively) with great legs. Originally derived from adjective 'stunning' referring to physical beauty, but wider usages expressing socio-political, comedic or moral approval have developed recently.
1. Omg! Meera is such a stunner, i love everything about her!
2. Did you watch Made in Chelsea last night? Francis was on incredible form with his lines about Jesus, what a stunner!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!