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Scots culloquial for morning wood, or ever excited chap
`Woke up wae a pure stauner man!`
Stauner by Contumax October 28, 2022
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Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection
Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel
Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

jobby stauner 

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.
I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner
jobby stauner by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

Jack Stauber 

an underrated YouTube musical artist who makes content that can be compared to your brain on drugs

Jack stauber 

Jack Stauber is THE MOST underrated artist out there, who deserves to be known by the universe
He lives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and he’s known for his AMAZING vhs style videos and his ICONIC beard
Person 1: Do u prefer Jack Stauber’s Tea Errors or Dead Weight?
Jack stauber by i hate me September 8, 2019

Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody
Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift
Fart Stainer by Roberto83 December 6, 2009

Porcelain Stainer 

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.
Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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