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Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection
Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel
Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

Swaunter 

A combination of Swagger and Saunter. The ultimate method of transportation.
Gangsta: Dude, lets swaunter onto our quest!
Broskii: SWAUNTER ON!!!
Swaunter by Alberticus August 3, 2011

jobby stauner 

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.
I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner
jobby stauner by The one true JQS December 4, 2017
A variation on banter, Stanter or Sexual-Tension Banter.

Usually witnessed between two friends, stanter is a term used to describe interactions that imply some form of sexual tension. You shout 'STANTER' whenever the sexual tension appears, it helps if they don't understand, even if they do it creates an even more entertaining awkward atmosphere.
Friend 1: "Hey, they're playfighting again...."
Friend 2: "....... STANTERRRRR!"
STANTER by Laxlad37 December 2, 2010
Northern Ireland spide expression.

May be used instead of an expletive when telling someone to "get lost".

Similar to "take a walk".
In a club, girl approaches guy:

GIRL: I rid (slept with) you last week, now i'm pregnant!
GUY: Aye right, saunter!
saunter by Matt McIvor January 15, 2006

swaunter 

i swauntered to the everglades to break the curse
swaunter by strangerwswswaunter August 3, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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