stauffie

obnoxious - descriptive, usally followed by 'lil'

you call that a dick? thats a stauffie lil pnub!

stauffie by noahspaceship September 20, 2003

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.

Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)

myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

staffie juice 

A mysterious substance brewed by the Staffies of the NYSF, allowing them to sustain high levels of energy for chanting, dancing, thrusting and general awesomeness.

Person 1: Where were you last night?
Person 2: Brewing staffie juice, check your program.

staffie juice by berinda55 March 8, 2012

the Stauffer

During sex, flip the person, say "I like this way better", and stare at them for a good 10mins. It is very important to maintain eye contact.

The last time we had sex, it was so fucking boring. So I pulled the Stauffer, then it got a lot better

the Stauffer by KSU2016 February 11, 2013

Cape cod stuffie 

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.

Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster

Cape cod stuffie by Falmouth FAIL Mouth August 4, 2017

Stuffie™

When you fart inside a Snuggie™ and becomes trapped for later until you stand up. Similar to the Dutch Oven™

I was all warm and cozy last night while I was eating chili in my Snuggie, but I ended up with a Stuffie™ by the end of the night.

Stuffie™ by gravymonkey December 31, 2009

stuffie 

Alternate term for plushie; a plush toy or stuffed animal
Origin: British English (aka The Queen's English)

"My, what a cute stuffie you have there!"

stuffie by fixman88 April 8, 2004