staffie

The free drink/s you get after working at a bar.
The free meal you get after working at in a kitchen/restaurant.

"I stayed back for a few staffie's after work."

by Diego September 3, 2003

staffie

A cool type of dog.
Pronounced: Stafff-ee

My brother has a staffie.

by Diego April 16, 2006

Staffie

A staffie is a mythical creature. They are most commonly found in blue shirts with wide-rimmed hats, however legend says that they can change form once AND ONLY once.... into aliens, pigs, and even humans.
They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).

Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".

Staffies don't sleep, they

Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
NYSF

1. Someone I know who loves visiting me late at night, is Staffie Beth
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone

by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019

staffie juice

A mysterious substance brewed by the Staffies of the NYSF, allowing them to sustain high levels of energy for chanting, dancing, thrusting and general awesomeness.

Person 1: Where were you last night?
Person 2: Brewing staffie juice, check your program.

by berinda55 March 8, 2012

Staffie Land

The land from which Staffies from the NYSF come from. They are born on the grass at Burgy Bay but before this exist only in staffie land. It's location unknown to man.

1. Where do I come from? Oh I come from staffie land of course?!

by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019

wood staffing

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.

Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay

by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017