Stauffer

A last name derived from the word "stauf" which meant "cup" and is German.

My last name is Stauffer.

Stauffer by Scott Stauffer October 31, 2007

Stauffer Library

A library on the Queen's University campus. Home to much suffering, desperation and sometimes the homeless, it is open 24 hours during exam period. A great place to stay warm while waiting for a taxi or to avoid going home to an unfavourable roomate. It is affectionately known as "Club Stauff" by the student body.

"Hey man, let's go party at Club Stauff tonight."
"Monica, please save me a seat at Stauffer Library, I'm just going on a Tim Hortons run."

Stauffer Library by Hobbsinator November 7, 2011

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.

Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)

myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

the Stauffer

During sex, flip the person, say "I like this way better", and stare at them for a good 10mins. It is very important to maintain eye contact.

The last time we had sex, it was so fucking boring. So I pulled the Stauffer, then it got a lot better

the Stauffer by KSU2016 February 11, 2013

Brooklyn Stauffer 

Somebody who poops their pants everyday.

Look at that person's pants! They pulled a Brooklyn Stauffer.

Kylie is way better than Brooklyn!

Brooklyn Stauffer by Leia Organa September 4, 2021

Mexican Pinata Stuffer 

A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.

Owen gave the homeless man a mexican pinata stuffer for christmas.

Mexican Pinata Stuffer by Djw14 January 2, 2011

Can Stuffer 

The best job in the world.

Meanwhile, packing cans travel to a workstation to be filled by some of the most decorated and celebrated members of the workforce, the can stuffers.

Can Stuffer by Vanilla_Fraggers July 30, 2019