Incessant facebook status updating daily, or in extreme cases hourly. Those who statusize use facebook as his or her own personal diary, documenting every waking thought down to the most mundane detail. The invention of Twitter was the single greatest moment in a statusizer's life.
by JMoneyThaIllest June 17, 2011
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Bob: Dude I'm so sick of seeing Erica's statuses.
Mark: I know seriously. I don't want to hear about her every freaking moment.
Bob: I know. She's over statusing again.
Mark: I know seriously. I don't want to hear about her every freaking moment.
Bob: I know. She's over statusing again.
by boredomoverrules June 9, 2009
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by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010
Get the Instant Statusing mug.1. The action of a person who updates their status on a social networking website far too often.
2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.
2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.
1. I thought she was really hot, until i added her as a facebook friend and discovered she was chain statusing about what was happening on The Hills every 35 seconds.
2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.
2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.
by LordIronfist December 21, 2009
Get the Chain Statusing mug.Commenting on someones status, to the point where it's a conversation. Especially in the event where you WERE IMing, and then, start communicating through a status.
"Statusing."
Status: Had a great day
Someone: Glad you had a good day.
Someone else: Me too.
Someone: Why was it a good day?
Someone else: Because it was warm & fun.
etc.
Status: Had a great day
Someone: Glad you had a good day.
Someone else: Me too.
Someone: Why was it a good day?
Someone else: Because it was warm & fun.
etc.
by Coocamongajoe March 17, 2010
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to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.
also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction
to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.
also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction
"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."
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