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Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around
MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!
Starching Gym Socks by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Starchie 

A man who has a girlfriend but ask males if they are gay.If you say no the man will ask have they kissed a boy.If you say no he will say do u have a girlfriend. Then if you say yes he will say your 50% gay.If you say I have kissed her,but the man will say you don't know if your gay or not by kissing a boy.Then the man will put on a sexual music then get closer trying to kiss you.
Starchie by Crychansun June 17, 2016

searchin 

In playing a sport or game, when none of your usual methods of winning is working. You start trying totally new or unusual methods.
That guy was beating you so bad, he had you searchin.
searchin by Kawaski April 29, 2006

porn star chin

Porn-star chin. The wide chin which is square-ish and which tappers off into a somewhat defined jaw line. Also, that chin with low or flared cheekbones of your average male pornstar.
Daniel Radcliffe would have a porn star chin if his were any more square.

Archer from the comic show featured on tele has porn star chin.

Used in sentence: Hot dang Dan why does Dave pull all the good looking ones? I know man; he has the porn star chin--that's why!
porn star chin by Go Dawgs November 19, 2013

Starching 

A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole
Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching.

Starchie 

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley and warm
"omg STARCHie UR SO SHIT"
Starchie by jason September 21, 2004