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stake you, used for insulting people when somebody annoys you in any way.
staque, you don't even know what i'm talking about
staque, I will completely pk you
staque by Damasher October 20, 2006
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shaqueezle 

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.
“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”
shaqueezle by Ponya December 19, 2020

Saque Flaque 

When you dick is so itchy, and you scratch it so much, your dick starts to flake skin. If enough saque flaque is produced, the dick will start to bleed profusely.
My dick was covered in saque flaque and blood.
Saque Flaque by B.A DanFonz December 25, 2010
The Shaqued blossom in the spring is just as beautiful as the famous cherry blossom.
Shaqued by SnowCat February 20, 2013

Statue Toppler 

Someone who sees knocking down statues of morally questionable historical figures as productive in the fight for equality.
"Smoking Marijuana is Cultural Appropriation"
"Crikey! Statue Topplers, ay?"
Statue Toppler by Kizza7984 October 16, 2020

Statue of Reception 

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.
Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

Ter Statue

A german keeper that always stands still when a shot is being made. Every Shot on target= Goal
why did he not make an effort to save it. Because he's a ter statue
Ter Statue by iamloah November 30, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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