Shaqued

The blooming of an almond tree

The Shaqued blossom in the spring is just as beautiful as the famous cherry blossom.

Shaqued by SnowCat February 20, 2013

shaqueezle 

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.

“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”

shaqueezle by Ponya December 19, 2020

Shaqed 

To be defended by Shaq, and while you defend him, he suddenly engulfs you with his body, and you disappear for the remainder of the game into the locker room. When you wake up, the game is over and you have no idea about how you got to the locker room in the first place.

Navid: Damn man where the hell am I?

Angel: Dude, you were shaqed.

Navid: Holy shit, I knew it.

Angel: It was crazy.

Shaqed by Navsun September 19, 2009

Shaqueeda 

Name giving to certain ghetto girls that say phrases such as "Oh no you di'int!" and "Don't go there gurl fran!"
A Shaqueeda usually wears a crunchy weave thats usually in the trashy shade of maroon, purple, or red.
Shaqueeda's usually have more then five kids...all of whom which have different fathers. Shaqueeda's may be spotted wearing Baby Phat, South Pole, and apple bottom jeans, complimented with boots with fur, or Reebok's with straps.

Shaquanda: "oh no, shaqueeda did NOT just go there gurl!!"
Sha-nay-nay: "Oh gurl I think she just DID! Mmmmhmmm."

Shaqueeda by Shaqueeda LaToya-Jackson-LaQuanda June 19, 2008

shaqueef 

To shart (A shit-fart) out of a vagina. This may come in the form of drops, spray, or diarrhea.

Man, last night Gail and I were going to town in the bed, and she up and shaqueeved up in my grill.

Dammit mom, I thought it was my period, but in fact I had a shaqueef!

shaqueef by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

Shaqueria 

The girl who can make the saddest 😢person laugh😂.She has an amazing personality,very funny😂,and very fine😍.She always seem to have a twinkle⛤ in her eye . She is very outgoing but is also very quite. She is very special💍 to see the sweet person she really is and bring out the hopeless romantic she is. Anyone who is lucky to have an shaqueria in their life 🌍🔐is very lucky and should cherish her. Don't ever let her go. Super loyal,smart ,honest, nice,and very cool. She is the best friends you will ever have and girl friend. Crazy but still love you💘🔐💍. She likes to eat🍽☕.

I met a girl named "shaqueria"& I fell in love.

Shaqueria is fine

Damn she is such a shaqueria.

Shaqueria by Shaqueria February 16, 2018

shaqueera 

1. Taking, transcending, transforming to/with the queer goodness that flows from Shakira.
2. Whatever

OMG, Taylor's got a nice shaqueera and is glowing so shaqueera-ee.

Oh those white-privilege cis dude gay fuckwads, let's sprinkle shaqueera all over their lives.

shaqueera by g-w May 20, 2011