shaqueezle 

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.

“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”

shaqueezle by Ponya December 19, 2020

shaqueezle 

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.

“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”

shaqueezle by anonymous December 19, 2020

squeezle 

porcupine

Origin:

About 10 minutes and 40 seconds into the "Vietnam" episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations" TV show, the travel guide refers to the porcupine as a squeezle.

Anthony Bourdain: Okay. So...uh, Linh, what's for lunch?
Travel Guide Linh: For lunch we have some hazard animal. Let's get in and check out.
Anthony Bourdain: Okay. What kind of animal could we be talking about?
Travel Guide Linh: Uh, I guess it's a...squeezle...

squeezle by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

Squeezle 

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

Squeezle by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

shaquelle

she's a beautiful and mature person. You can always count on her. She's a funny and charismatic and extraordinary person. If you meet one, keep them they are one of a kind. One in a million!

1. Wow! Is that Shaquelle she's so pretty and amazing, I want to be her friend!

shaquelle by tay tay so fly April 4, 2019

shadweezle 

a shadweezle is basically a sneaky twat; related to a weasel, but on a whole new level.

did you see the way bob left without paying? what a total shadweezle.

shadweezle by marc and antonia August 7, 2011

Shaqueequee 

A word used to recover from a bad joke.

"... Ya and then you laugh at them because they jumped in the pool and drowned...Shaqueequee."

Shaqueequee by Idiot-Mon-QueeQuee December 6, 2006