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shaqueef

To shart (A shit-fart) out of a vagina. This may come in the form of drops, spray, or diarrhea.
Man, last night Gail and I were going to town in the bed, and she up and shaqueeved up in my grill.

Dammit mom, I thought it was my period, but in fact I had a shaqueef!
by Emas Diez April 20, 2006
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Shaqueef

A shaqueef is a combination of a Shart (shit while you fart) and a Queef (a vaginal fart).
Cheyenne just Shaqueefed all over Bella in Study Hall today.
by xcheyenne13x December 30, 2011
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shaqueef o’neil

when a black women queefs and it is explosive it is called the shaqueef o’neil!!!
damn shawty that was a hard shaqueef o’neil
by hardmane June 16, 2021
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shaqueezle

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.
“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”
by Ponya December 19, 2020
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Shaqueeda

Name giving to certain ghetto girls that say phrases such as "Oh no you di'int!" and "Don't go there gurl fran!"
A Shaqueeda usually wears a crunchy weave thats usually in the trashy shade of maroon, purple, or red.
Shaqueeda's usually have more then five kids...all of whom which have different fathers. Shaqueeda's may be spotted wearing Baby Phat, South Pole, and apple bottom jeans, complimented with boots with fur, or Reebok's with straps.
Shaquanda: "oh no, shaqueeda did NOT just go there gurl!!"
Sha-nay-nay: "Oh gurl I think she just DID! Mmmmhmmm."
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shaqueera

1. Taking, transcending, transforming to/with the queer goodness that flows from Shakira.
2. Whatever
OMG, Taylor's got a nice shaqueera and is glowing so shaqueera-ee.

Oh those white-privilege cis dude gay fuckwads, let's sprinkle shaqueera all over their lives.
by g-w May 20, 2011
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spaqueef

this word is a loud exclamation used by many northern Minnesotans to express nearly anything, from just letting out steam to ridiculing someone. no one knows the true meaning but when you are called it you know its offensive.
1. SPAQUEEF!!!

2.russ is such a spaqueef
by chalupaa February 25, 2010
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