An airtight room to where you can flee so as to avoid having your delicate nostrils assailed with offensive odors.
If you're gonna have a frat-party, make sure that you print the invitation in large type so that people won't misread what the part is supposed to involve, or you might need a stanktuary to gaggingly escape to as soon as everyone starts voluminously breaking wind from chowing down on huge helpings of baked beans and cabbage.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.