stampage

the lazy form of saying "postage stamp"

"What, They're raising the stampage for sending mail!

by Ms. Gonzalez December 31, 2005

swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

by Swampage April 17, 2008

Shampage

noun - A shampage is one of those domains that only exists as a fake, ad-ridden search engine/portal to capture clicks. Usually they have domain names that are close to 'real' sites/portals. This could also refer to a cybersquatting domain with the 'right' name but not offering the 'right' content.

Dude, I mistyped that domain you gave me and it popped up to a shampage!

by funky49 March 18, 2009

stampaedo

a group of men running towards school children with their penises hanging out and their trouser pockets inside out.

Rob: hey guys what you doing here?
Tom: watching school kids... as usual.
Si: well there's three of us, that's enough for a stampaedo!

by rob1080 August 9, 2007

stamage

Getting analy penetrated while attempting to climb a street sign.

Wow clyde stamaged that girl on the corner of main and country club.

by SavageKoRn May 24, 2016

slampage

\slam'-peyj\

n.
A string of many sexual encounters with different people in a very short span of time.

Molly: She slept with like eight guys in two months... practically a slampage!
Kiki: I mean I guess she just needed to get railed.

by hze February 18, 2008

spampage

A condition where a friend or coworker has nothing better to do and goes on an email forwarding rampage sending you multiple emails containing jokes, photos, nude celebrity shots, porn and other useless information.

"Did you get that spampage from Mooner containing the photos of dead sea creatures?"

by Shawn Thompson February 2, 2005