Mooner

Someone who trades stocks or crypto from following influencers who post alerts when to buy or sell. You will often find them saying “To the moon”, with a rocket emoji🚀 over and over like a broken record because it’s the last fleeting hope they have for financial freedom.

Troy made 532$ From following this redditor who told him when to buy and sell his stock with GameStop. Now he screams to the moon from every roof top and follows the redditors advice like he’s the second coming of Christ.

Troy is such a mooner

by FreeArrow June 23, 2022

Mooner

Someone who believes the moon exists.

That mooner doesn't understand the irony in believing the moon is real but the moon landing is fake.

by Elanthian Troll Council September 06, 2012

Mooner

When a cow is aroused, their erection is called a mooner

Yo that cows horny. He’s got a mooner

by Nishax March 02, 2022

Mooner

Graveyard shift lunch. Including meals such as Moonghetti, Moonwich, and Moon Louis.

Its 3 am and I'm starving, I'm going for Mooner.

by Lunarman July 03, 2011

mooner

an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity

I heard Sigmund Freud was a mooner during his medical training

by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008

mooner

the act of whipping down ones pants and bending over to reveal ones ass cheeks.

SNAP! Yo moms hung a mooner and I saw her fucking snapper!

by bt February 20, 2003

mooner

someone who shows people their bare face.
mostly unexpectedly in public.
not fearing any, any consequences.
🖤

"i met this mooner last night. she gave me the bare face. scared me to fuh-kinn death, boii"

by Krkič April 16, 2019