Learn Stamanese with Mattie: "saw this big ass mosquito chillin’ in my room so i got the spray thing and sprayed the shtz out of it and then it can’t fly anymore so i just look for random things in my room to spray but no more so i took my eye drop thing and put like 5 drops on that lil bietch and then it stopped moving so i went downstairs and took the thing you take to clean glass and i sprayed that sht some more and then i took a napkin and cleaned it off and FLUSHED THAT LIL SHET IN THE TOILET YEEEEEEE" - Mattie Nguyen
ever in a conversationand they saysomething that directly applies to you..... well now theres a word to say when it happens SWAMAGE (invented by georgie barrett)
Joe: I love Gok Wan and Kurt from glee
Georgie: Swamage