Definitions by funky49

disco blister 

noun - a small pocket of fluid within the upper layers of the skin of the foot earned while tearing up the dance floor.

After dancing with everyone at the reception, including my dad's first wife, I woke up the next morning with a painful disco blister!

disco blister by funky49 June 18, 2014

clusternuts 

A way to politely describe something that has gone horribly wrong. It's also when something has gone nuts AND is a clusterfuck.

me: Sorry mom. Some servers went clusternuts and I have to stay late at work

clusternuts by funky49 April 23, 2009

Shampage 

noun - A shampage is one of those domains that only exists as a fake, ad-ridden search engine/portal to capture clicks. Usually they have domain names that are close to 'real' sites/portals. This could also refer to a cybersquatting domain with the 'right' name but not offering the 'right' content.

Dude, I mistyped that domain you gave me and it popped up to a shampage!

Shampage by funky49 March 18, 2009