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Donte Stallworth 

Living proof that money can buy justice. Donte Stallworth drove his vehicle while drunk and high and killed an innocent pedestrian. He was sent to prison for 30 days. If he wasnt an NFL star he would be in prison for 15 years.

Someone explain how its possible that he was being tried for drunk driving and manslaughter and facing 15 years but pleads guilty to a sentence of 30 days 26 of which were actaully spent in prison.
Donte Stallworth is the same as every other scum who has been dumb enough to drive drunk, the only difference is there in prison serving their debt to society and he's out because he's a football player.

Tyrone Stallworth 

A serial killer and a terrorist in Selma , Alabama who nickname was Buck Jones.
Tyrone Stallworth made funeral homes in Selma a lot of money.
Tyrone Stallworth by dawnmusic February 15, 2024

Stallworthing 

To drive out into the middle of the street while expecting to annihilate a random pedestrian for points

Scoring:
Rich Whiteman = 25 points
Homeless Blackman = 100 points
Hard working mexician = Jackpot
"and i finished all over her chest, in other news donte Stallworth Fataly hit a man with his car. He now has the high score of stallworthing"
Stallworthing by MiniFi2012 March 28, 2009

Stalkworthy 

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.
Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.
Stalkworthy by James November 1, 2004

stallwart 

A person (in or out of a motor vehicle) who is blocking a passageway. Usually used in reference to a slow moving car or a slow moving person blocking a walkpath.
It took us twenty minutes longer to get to our destination because there were many stallwarts on the road.
stallwart by Queenpin April 5, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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