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stallwart 

A person (in or out of a motor vehicle) who is blocking a passageway. Usually used in reference to a slow moving car or a slow moving person blocking a walkpath.
It took us twenty minutes longer to get to our destination because there were many stallwarts on the road.
stallwart by Queenpin April 5, 2009
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Stalwart Sweeper

When you are a really badass hacker who knoew all information about a person, And also dies from fall damage
Oh, You're pulling a stalwart sweeper? Stop Stalwarting man!!!

Smallmart 

A 'neighbourhood Walmart', as they are smaller than normal Walmarts.
Do they sell clothes at Smallmart? No, but they do at Walmart.
Smallmart by JcJp January 7, 2012

stallmate 

When two or more people attempt to stall stall while in a public bathroom, resulting in many minutes of silence while all parties involved just sit quietly in their stalls.
After several minutes of complete silence I realized that I was stuck in a stallmate with the fellow next to me.
stallmate by Rusty Shackles October 26, 2010

Stallworthing 

To drive out into the middle of the street while expecting to annihilate a random pedestrian for points

Scoring:
Rich Whiteman = 25 points
Homeless Blackman = 100 points
Hard working mexician = Jackpot
"and i finished all over her chest, in other news donte Stallworth Fataly hit a man with his car. He now has the high score of stallworthing"
Stallworthing by MiniFi2012 March 28, 2009

stillwater 

Home to the greatest university in the world, Oklahoma State. Also home to the World Famous Eskimo Joes Bar and Grill.
Guy 1-I'm going to Stillwater to party tonight.
Guy 2-Yeah, Stillwater kicks ass.
stillwater by Poke April 3, 2005

Stalkward 

When someone reveals information about someone to their face that could only have been garnered via intensely following their activities on social networking sites. Nearly always potentially embarrassing for both parties.
Uhh...sorry how stalkward.
Stalkward by kavdog June 1, 2010
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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