ssmilf 

Single Soccer Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Ms. Hurley is a ssmilf

ssmilf by PetchelSurvivor April 9, 2019

smilf 

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

smilf by jimbo February 6, 2003

Smilfed 

To get the shaft or get screwed over.

John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.

Smilfed by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010

smilf 

soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf

smilf by Frank May 13, 2005

smilf 

a stepmother i would like to fuck

dude your stepmom is a smilf

smilf by joe September 8, 2003

SMILF 

"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).

Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.

Woah, Hudson, your mom is a total SMILF, bruh!

SMILF by Wsjaka September 29, 2007

SMILF 

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually blonde with blue eyes and sometimes named Sierra. Smilfs range in age from 24 to around 38.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.

SMILF by Maestro_yuk May 6, 2021