(Sfff-millf)
Deriving from MILF, this term basically means a ...
Sister's
Friend's
Mum
I'd
Like (to)
F**k
This term was invented at Bosworth Waterpark, Leicestershire, when two boys noticed one of their sister's friend's mum was rather hot.
Deriving from MILF, this term basically means a ...
Sister's
Friend's
Mum
I'd
Like (to)
F**k
This term was invented at Bosworth Waterpark, Leicestershire, when two boys noticed one of their sister's friend's mum was rather hot.
Joe #1: Hey, Joe look at my sister's friend, hott aint she?
Joe #2: Not bad, but check out her mum! shes hotter!
Joe #1: definetley!
joe #2: A bit of a sfmilf if you ask me...
Joe #2: Not bad, but check out her mum! shes hotter!
Joe #1: definetley!
joe #2: A bit of a sfmilf if you ask me...
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"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
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