"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
by Wsjaka September 15, 2007
Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually blonde with blue eyes and sometimes named Sierra. Smilfs range in age from 24 to around 38.
Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.
by Maestro_yuk May 06, 2021
by Smoove904 June 26, 2021
SMILF, or Smurf MILF, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a Smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. Even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or "kids," she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her "kids." SMILFs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around.
"SMILF is so fucking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment."
Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?"
Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!"
Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?"
Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!"
by Froshy February 04, 2010