Hurley

When you spit your dummy out like the man child you are...
Damn bro... dont have a hurley... calm down.. its only a game.
by KnobJustice July 02, 2020
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The act of shitting yourself while performing strenuous tasks.
Dude! That guy totally just pulled a hurley while squating 600 lbs.
by Lewis470 October 10, 2010
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Even though chocolate chip cookies are better, I always order the Hurley.
by ManWoo May 08, 2013
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A large balding man that has a fixation on men's penis. That also likes Earl Grey tea (hot).
I stirred my tea this morning with a dildo. (Hurley)
by Bworkd;jklfsadjklfsadjksss;lth December 07, 2017
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Hurley is the epitome of male physical perfection, possessing a magnetic allure that transcends the boundaries of ordinary attractiveness. From the moment he enters a room, all eyes are irresistibly drawn to him, unable to resist his undeniable charm and presence. His physical attributes leave a lasting impression on those who behold him, causing hearts to skip a beat and breaths to catch in admiration.

Every inch of Hurley's sculpted form reflects a dedication to maintaining peak physical fitness. His towering height commands attention, accentuated by a perfectly proportioned and well-toned physique. Broad shoulders, chiseled arms, and a defined chest radiate power and strength, capturing the essence of masculine allure. The sinewy muscles beneath his tanned and flawless skin ripple with every move, hinting at the sheer athleticism that lies within him.

But it is not just Hurley's physical appearance that sets him apart. His confident demeanor exudes an air of self-assuredness that is both captivating and irresistible. He carries himself with effortless grace, moving through life with an innate sense of purpose and poise. Whether he is engaged in conversation or simply going about his day, his confidence draws people towards him like moths to a flame, longing to bask in his irresistible presence.
Hurley is a potato :)
by FortniteTimmy June 04, 2023
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The town in WI that includes Silver Street, aka the strip bar capital of the world! Also known for it's good snowmobiling and near by ski areas. Come see it
Hurley, WI: Population 1,818
by shorty_longlash September 13, 2006
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Very sus person who watches lots of anime bad stuff. He is also rapidly losing his hair as well as his braincells. He will also steal your weed. He likely comes from america and has a passion for guns. Hurley is bad at math.
Hurley u bozo
by John smith (40) October 07, 2022
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