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shop senile
When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.
Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.
shop senile by Dullishpage January 17, 2019
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srenil • senile • Shenil • srinilaya • stenila • scenile • senila • senilardistrophy • Senile/dementia • SENILE DELINQUENT
Senile
Senile by Senilepenilehehe December 13, 2018
Senility Rocks!
Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.
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B: It's there in front of you!
A: Doh! Senility rocks!
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B: You did - seven times now.
A: Oops - Senility Rocks
B: It's there in front of you!
A: Doh! Senility rocks!
2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?
B: You did - seven times now.
A: Oops - Senility Rocks
Senility Rocks! by MarcFxxx November 3, 2010
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