When your great-aunt wipes her
ass with 50 dollar bills, but eats cat
food because she can't find her god damn
CPP cheque.
"Chef's Dinner is on for 48 cents at the Zellers!"
"We were talking about my
college fund Aunt Margaret"
"Friskies! At the Zellers!"
*mutters* "Hurry up and die
ya senile old
hag"