sqwanker Share definition Flag A word used to describe an individual who squats whilst masturbating for increased pleasure "Why are squatting while you're wanking?""I don't know but it helps!""You're such a sqwanker!" sqwanker by Holy Molly May 29, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the sqwanker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch