sqwanker

A word used to describe an individual who squats whilst masturbating for increased pleasure

"Why are squatting while you're wanking?"

"I don't know but it helps!"

"You're such a sqwanker!"

by Holy Molly May 29, 2016

Swanker

In Lancaster Pa, in the late 1980s, Swanker was a nickname of the highest complement for a young lady at the pinnacle of society.

Swanker is going to be at the party, so it’s going to be totally rad!

by LiLiCriChi October 8, 2021

Swanker

N:Swank'er: A hipster who is drunk, but is too hip to admit they're drunk, hence they refer to themselves in the swank manner, as "Still cool."

V: To swank: The act of a hipster being drunk, yet playing it cool.

Adj: Swank: Used to describe someone of the hipster type, as drunk but trying to play it cool.

Examples of Base "Swank" and its forms in use.
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N: "Look at that swanker, he is obviously drunk and should return to his studio apartment before embarrassing himself further.

V: "Play it down bro, no more beer, I am swanking as it is."

Adj: "Yeah she was a swank woman, playing it all cool and then proceeding to vomit on my mittens."

by Snoth October 23, 2011

swankery

From the name, you can tell this individual is a soulless ginger who has definitely imitated Shrek before

"#me #swankery #selfie #gay #tuesgay"

by gergles November 22, 2021

Squanker

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you will simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!

Squanker has a teracock.

by Andrew Ark October 6, 2021

Sandy Sqwaker

A woman who has an inordinate amount of sand in her vagina.

Hey i bet that bitch ove rthere has a sandy sqwaker cuz she has been on the nude beach all day.

by Fußell April 21, 2011

swankerdoodle

When something is beyond awesome and/or unbelievably good

Dog, those cookies were so swankerdoodle! You have to send me the recipe!

by Plsletmedefinethis November 25, 2019