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When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle
Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up
by Ironbran September 06, 2018
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by James Messina August 11, 2006
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Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.
by spud August 14, 2003
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A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.
The spurtle was thirsty.
by loserpants101 May 04, 2019
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When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020
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When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d
Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!
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by Def Silken October 10, 2019
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