Spurtle
When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle
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Spurtle
When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
Spurtle by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020
Spurtle
When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d
Spurtle by Def Silken October 10, 2019
Spurtle
Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.
Spurtle by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023
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