squartle

When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.

Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?

Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead

by shabadoggy October 16, 2013

Squartle

Strangle to kill; squash to kill

Omg my sister just squartled that bug yesterday!

Dont squartle him, let him die peacefully!

by Nightmare_a7x March 29, 2017