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When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.
Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?

Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead
by shabadoggy October 16, 2013
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Strangle to kill; squash to kill
Omg my sister just squartled that bug yesterday!

Dont squartle him, let him die peacefully!
by Nightmare_a7x March 29, 2017
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