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Squidling 

A human individual under the age of 30. It can also be strongly affected by a specific time, place, or circumstance. IE,

"You're behaving like a squidling"
You squidlings had better get off my lawn before I call your parents!
Squidling by 10ch4n September 29, 2009

squirtiling

The act of lighting a males public hair (pubica genitalia) on fire, and then using a woman's pussy juice (or squirt) to put out the flames.
Related to charizarding
Me and Megan were getting frisky at the party, and when she started squirtiling me I knew it was a night I wouldn't forget!
squirtiling by Pokemon Lover 22 October 18, 2015
(N.) A member of a squad, usually used to get a fellow squad members attention
*yelling* Yo squadling!!
squadling by fish_dawg October 31, 2015

Squidling 

Someone who is quite two faced and a bad kisser.
"Urgh- Lucas is such a Squidling"
Squidling by CHMrsS May 29, 2016

Smurdling 

The shytsty Christian offspring of a smurd.These offspring will participate in activities such as Bibleopoly, a popular smurdling board game. They are just small saplings that are just beginning a life full of smurdiness and shystyness. They will be hated by many and loved by no one. Smurdlings often have names beginning with the letter "C"
Anti Smurd 1: Look at all those smurdlings collecting pennies and such on the ground.
Anti Smurd 2: Yeah...let's kill them all
Anti Smurd 1: Word
Smurdling by The Anti-Smurd September 17, 2007

snurdling 

The act of wrapping the foreskin of one's penis around the tip of another man's penis. Most commonly occuring between two homosexuals.
Lance and Gary were caught snurdling in the locker room
and had to leave town to escape their shame.
snurdling by Gnomercy September 25, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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