Whelk-ling

A generally immature teenage boy who thinks he is everything and a bag of chips. When they do get action they fail because they leave snail trails and fill your mouth with saliva. They are very rude to everyone and often try to be aggressive.

"Urgh, that James is such a whelk-ling"

by CHMrsS May 29, 2016

mug-guts

Used to describe someone rather unattractive, but considered a friend.

"Hey mug-guts"

by CHMrsS May 29, 2016

Squidling

Someone who is quite two faced and a bad kisser.

"Urgh- Lucas is such a Squidling"

by CHMrsS May 29, 2016

James

Someone who is described as a whelk and can be very aggressive to people who annoy them. They are ok on their own if they are talking about something they like e.g. Superheroes but then revert back to violence in front of others.

Stay away from James, he's a whelk!

by CHMrsS May 29, 2016