squirdeling

Pissing on your infant child

Wife: what are you doing to our infant child?
Husband: im squirdeling on him
Wife: may I ask why
Husband: our infant child will evolve from a beta cuck to a sigma male

squirdeling by aswdus December 14, 2024

squirtling 

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.

Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night

squirtling by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Squirrelkinglish 

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.

someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon

Squirrelkinglish by Ghostfig101 May 17, 2010

Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

Squirrelling it by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

squirrelin' 

A girl who is looking for nuts. Just like a squirrel.

Person 1: Dude that girl is a major slut.
Person 2: I know she is straight squirrelin'.

squirrelin' by squirrels123 April 27, 2011

squirtling 

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.

"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."

squirtling by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

squirraling 

When the weather is that cold, your ballbag shrinks and your nuts start hibernating in your stomach.

ie, my bollocks are squirraling!

squirraling by sandaz January 8, 2010