Gnomercy's definitions

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

tang bandit

A guy who gets more sex in a week than you dream of having
in your entire life.

Vinan gets more play than any dude I know, he's a total
tang bandit!

by Gnomercy September 26, 2006

ankle warmers

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

by Gnomercy October 2, 2006

Chastagi

Overtly homosexual Paladin character from the
Bertoxxulous server on Everquest. Also used as a synonym
for homosexuality.

Damn that hawaiian shirt makes you look so Chastagi dude.

by Gnomercy September 16, 2008

snurdling

The act of wrapping the foreskin of one's penis around the tip of another man's penis. Most commonly occuring between two homosexuals.

Lance and Gary were caught snurdling in the locker room
and had to leave town to escape their shame.

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

cock gobblery

The art of performing felatio (penis sucking).

Pamela's skills in cock gobblery are unparalleled!

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

rape kit

A container, usually a backpack, that contains the necessary tools for performing a rape. The tools vary by rape artist
but usually contain some form of rubber dildo.

I'm gittin laid tonite son! I gots me my rape kit with!

by Gnomercy September 19, 2006