Definitions by Gnomercy

Chastagi 

Overtly homosexual Paladin character from the
Bertoxxulous server on Everquest. Also used as a synonym
for homosexuality.

Damn that hawaiian shirt makes you look so Chastagi dude.

Chastagi by Gnomercy September 16, 2008

dick smacking 

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

dick smacking by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

ankle warmers 

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

ankle warmers by Gnomercy October 2, 2006

five to the frown 

Term used for slapping somebody across the face. The one being slapped is usually a woman and more often than not will see it coming just long enough to develop a frown.

Sally thought it would be ok to sass her husband until she
caught five to the frown.

five to the frown by Gnomercy September 28, 2006

tang bandit 

A guy who gets more sex in a week than you dream of having
in your entire life.

Vinan gets more play than any dude I know, he's a total
tang bandit!

tang bandit by Gnomercy September 26, 2006

snurdling 

The act of wrapping the foreskin of one's penis around the tip of another man's penis. Most commonly occuring between two homosexuals.

Lance and Gary were caught snurdling in the locker room
and had to leave town to escape their shame.

snurdling by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

cock trap 

Slang term for mouth. Most often used when telling somebody
to shut the hell up while simultaneously alluding to their
homosexuality or, if they are female, their skills in
cock gobblery.

Shut your fucking cock trap you dirty homo!

cock trap by Gnomercy September 25, 2006