Gnomercy's definitions

Chastagi

Overtly homosexual Paladin character from the
Bertoxxulous server on Everquest. Also used as a synonym
for homosexuality.

Damn that hawaiian shirt makes you look so Chastagi dude.

by Gnomercy September 16, 2008

dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

ankle warmers

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

by Gnomercy October 2, 2006

five to the frown

Term used for slapping somebody across the face. The one being slapped is usually a woman and more often than not will see it coming just long enough to develop a frown.

Sally thought it would be ok to sass her husband until she
caught five to the frown.

by Gnomercy September 28, 2006

tang bandit

A guy who gets more sex in a week than you dream of having
in your entire life.

Vinan gets more play than any dude I know, he's a total
tang bandit!

by Gnomercy September 26, 2006

snurdling

The act of wrapping the foreskin of one's penis around the tip of another man's penis. Most commonly occuring between two homosexuals.

Lance and Gary were caught snurdling in the locker room
and had to leave town to escape their shame.

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

cock trap

Slang term for mouth. Most often used when telling somebody
to shut the hell up while simultaneously alluding to their
homosexuality or, if they are female, their skills in
cock gobblery.

Shut your fucking cock trap you dirty homo!

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006