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Oh my god, my asshole hurts from the giant sqump that I just did!
Sqump by Blumpette December 9, 2018
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squmph • sqump • slumph • scumph • Smumph • Scumphished • shumph • Shumphser • Squaph • squemph
1. Used when you are comfy
2. Used when you are angry
3. Used when you are horny
1. I am comfy smumph!
2. I am grumpy smumph!
3. I'm gonna smumph her so hard!
Smumph by Dabros2345 July 4, 2017
utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a big session.
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep
what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing

its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all
slumph by mickeybubble July 15, 2011
-Last name of the one and only Patrick Martin Stump.

-Changed the ending of his name to *Stump* to avoid confusion of the pronunciation.

-Born April 27th, 1984
-Originally a drummer

-Has a range like no motha fucker knows according to Patrick himself! lol
-One of the sexiest men alive today.

-Extremely talented.
-Trademark:Hats, all the time, everyday of his life. You will never see him alive without a hat on.

-At one point he was vegetarian.
-Belongs to the illustrious band Fall Out Boy.
-Is a producer.

By:Mrs.Stump

Patrick Stump
Patrick Stump Fall Out Boy music rock
stumph
stumph by Mrs.Stump September 13, 2009
Scumph is the nasty yellow residue of something. For example the yellow stuff on the cigarette filter after it's been smoked. Or the yellow stuff that comes out of your ear when it hasn't been cleaned in a while. Anything dirty, sticky, yellow and that is a residue of something could basically be called scumph.
"You got some scumph in your ear... man c'mon clean that up"
"I need to get all the scumph off the floor before my parents come back"
scumph by paolo and justin April 14, 2010
to squat and jump, or just everything in life
"That's so sqump"

"Your a sqump"

"Let's sqump"

"No way he pulled out his sqump on her"
sqump by ~m&c~ June 22, 2017
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