jebend

1) The head of a penis (otherwise known as the "bellend")
2) The final remains of a cigarette / joint.

1) My jebend is aching like hell.
2) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend!

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

hild

The furry base of the penis, joining the phallus with the abdomen.

I can't stop scratching my hild, I think I have lice or something.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

squitzy

1) A toke on a cigarette.
2) To survey something.

1) Let's get a squitzy on your jebend, mate.
2) Let's have a little squitzy at that, then.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

bean it

To run at an extremely fast, frantic speed.

You'll have to bean it down to the station if you wanna get that train.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

boonst

To put a lot of pressure or force upon something, to move at great speed.

He was proper boonsting it along.
The stupid thing stopped working, so we boonsted it.
I'm'a boonst you up, sucka!

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

beadle's handful

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).

I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

boshty

A term used to express general pleasure, respect, admiration or gratitude.

That's well boshty, mate, ta.
Ah, it were proper boshty, like.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006