Definitions by Winnie11233
Squintzy Workout
A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.
For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
Squintzy Workout by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010
Squintzy Drunk
The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.
Squintzy Drunk by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010