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Squishymuffin007 

The coolest bro in ze whole world
squishymuffin007 is a boomer
Squishymuffin007 by anonymous April 25, 2021

SquishyMuffinz 

SquishyMuffinz is sometimes referred to as the NA god but is actually just a washed world champ. Hands down he is the best player on the Cloud9 Esports team for Rocket League but they are not the best as a team. If you come across SquishyMuffinz in a match and ask for a sign do not expect one he will ignore ur ass harder than NeatMike ignores his subscribers and he'll leave faster than my dad.
You're as nuts as SquishyMuffinz if he was a freestyler.
SquishyMuffinz by ToknRL March 25, 2020

squishybubba

A person who is very squishy and sweet. Much like a soft girlfriend. Makes you want to hug them.
That girl lianora is a squishybubba
squishybubba by Crf888 July 3, 2020

Squishytush

That babe that's just always been your squeeziest of squeezes, even if you met at a time you were on your knees for some false idols. We all get confused sometimes, but they make you blush hotter than El Paso being hit by a solar flair during El Niño.
"HOLY rumor mill Batman, did you just hear Papa D has been checking the FUCK out of Mama J again"
"I know, I know... I think she might be his Squishytush"
Squishytush by DiamondDouche December 13, 2023

dumb squish 

Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.
So johnny, I told her, "You're not FAT, you're just BIG!"

Danny, that's insulting you dumb squish!
dumb squish by Maxabillion09 February 22, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026