Alcologic

The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded

Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots

by DiamondDouche July 13, 2023

Hypnosuck

Anything related to the culture of using irregular eye movements and tongue to deliberately trigger all sort of kinky submissions.
Analog clocks with 12 at the top may or may not be involved.

Hey horny toad! Quit watching that hypnosuck and let's play a board game!

by DiamondDouche September 11, 2023

BSF

BSF, acronym. Short for Bud Softball Fan. That guy a woman says is her best friend for making her a softball star, when everyone knows she's ready for some hardball!

It's like Neo, from the matrix always said, "If you call me big papa, and I call you Madame I mean My Dame, I mean Ma Damn! there better not be any BSF laying claim John Wick Zaddy cred... Because I want you in the big leagues, your royal majesty"

by DiamondDouche December 04, 2023

Passenger Prince.

A man with his duty to the Queen of all Drivers.

Never sleeps alone, because he's always inside her.

Damn look at Jerry David! He clocked the butler became THE Elaine's Passenger Prince.

by DiamondDouche September 13, 2023

Squishytush

That babe that's just always been your squeeziest of squeezes, even if you met at a time you were on your knees for some false idols. We all get confused sometimes, but they make you blush hotter than El Paso being hit by a solar flair during El Niño.

"HOLY rumor mill Batman, did you just hear Papa D has been checking the FUCK out of Mama J again"
"I know, I know... I think she might be his Squishytush"

by DiamondDouche December 13, 2023

Wellshaming

The act of wishing another good tidings, knowing they are going through a rough time and you have no interest in lending support

"Sergie, I sure hope our little Bradley is getting the help he needs"
"Now, now Hanna, we mustn't stoop to wellshaming. He's going to be a big star one day"
"Ha ha ha ha ha, huzzah!"

by DiamondDouche September 24, 2023

MammaForn

MommaForn, adj. Used to describe something so scandalous you can't even swear. Short for either Mamma Fornication or Mamma Forewarn, sometimes written, "mammafor'n"

"These kids these days keep makin' babies with mammafor'n usurpers these days!"
"That's MammaForn right! Drake the Snake!"

by DiamondDouche September 13, 2023