squishma 

An abbreviation for the phrase "Squish my nuts". Often used as a power move in an argument. knyuck and snuep.

Nathaniel: ... and that is why the current importation and exportation tax scheme is a failure.
Me: LITERALLY SQUISHMA NUTS XD!

squishma by Knyuck_Boi69 June 20, 2021

Squishmallows

Cute stuffed animals

Squishmallows = good.

Squishmallows by 25IMF March 13, 2020

squishable 

A giant, round, stuffed animal that is perfect for hugging.

I had a bad day, but I felt much better after I hugged my squishable.

squishable by Cow Owner February 28, 2011

squishment

to almost do away with, or almost put an end to. Quite similar to the word "squashment," just not rising to the same level of severity.

The investigative reporter, by getting pinned to the gate while filming the drug lord's van enter the compound, was lucky she only suffered a little squishment when the driver stopped in the nick of time when she screamed, then backing up...another two or three feet or so, and that reporter would have been yet another example of squashment.

squishment by jaxmeov November 2, 2009

Squishmitten 

Quite simply a vagina. This comes from how it fits around you like a squishy mitten.

How'd your date go? I beat the squishmitten up all night.

Squishmitten by Lewisville Slugga February 26, 2010

squishmellow 

The softest thin ever made that is sold at walgreens

Squishmellows are the best thing ever but one now at your local walgreens( this is not sponsored)

squishmellow by Naynayfriend January 12, 2018

Squishmallow 

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.

Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?

Squishmallow by anonymous April 10, 2021