squishmale

to molest or hit on a girl who is completely uninterested in the guy.

"man, what is that guy doing? she obviously hates him. so why is he trying?"

"oh hes just pulling a squishmale"

by the russian in vista October 28, 2008

Squishmallows

Cute stuffed animals

Squishmallows = good.

by 25IMF March 13, 2020

squishable

A giant, round, stuffed animal that is perfect for hugging.

I had a bad day, but I felt much better after I hugged my squishable.

by Cow Owner February 28, 2011

squishmellow

The softest thin ever made that is sold at walgreens

Squishmellows are the best thing ever but one now at your local walgreens( this is not sponsored)

by Naynayfriend January 12, 2018

Squishmallow

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.

Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?

by anonymous April 10, 2021

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.

youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

by pieceofchewedgumonthewall April 26, 2021

squishable

able to be SQUISHED/SQUASHED

Your cushion is super comfortable and squishable.

by Skyspeaker June 2, 2005