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squishmale 

to molest or hit on a girl who is completely uninterested in the guy.
"man, what is that guy doing? she obviously hates him. so why is he trying?"

"oh hes just pulling a squishmale"
squishmale by the russian in vista October 28, 2008
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Squishmallows

Cute stuffed animals
Squishmallows = good.
Squishmallows by 25IMF March 13, 2020

squishable 

A giant, round, stuffed animal that is perfect for hugging.
I had a bad day, but I felt much better after I hugged my squishable.
squishable by Cow Owner February 28, 2011

squishmellow 

The softest thin ever made that is sold at walgreens
Squishmellows are the best thing ever but one now at your local walgreens( this is not sponsored)
squishmellow by Naynayfriend January 12, 2018

Squishmallow 

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.
Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?
Squishmallow by anonymous April 10, 2021

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.
youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

squishable 

Your cushion is super comfortable and squishable.
squishable by Skyspeaker June 2, 2005
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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