squirtward
The freaky version of the animated character Squidward Tentacles from the cartoon show, SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Eduardo Squidwardo
Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!
Eduardo Squidwardo by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019
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Squidward
The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."
"Wake me up when I care."
Squidward by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019
Squidward torture porn
Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.
Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
Squidward torture porn by Yosuke Hanamura November 16, 2013
squidwards nose
squidwards nose by RIP Garry the Goat November 20, 2018
Squirtworthy
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Squidward
One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.
Squidward by A Human Male August 5, 2018
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