Definitions by JustKiddingItsMeHillary
Twisted
When your girlfriend forces you to be seduced by her so you will tell her what her anniversary present is
That girl is so twisted for trying to make my Christian soul turned on with her seduction techniques. My present is a surprise worth waiting for.
Twisted by JustKiddingItsMeHillary April 15, 2019
Accidental Crucifixion
The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross
Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.
Accidental Crucifixion by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019