squir 

a gay person that acts like a squirel fucker;squirel bastard; gay squirel

Matthew Ambler is a squir.

squir by curt shulyz March 24, 2003

squir 

A person that loves to fuck squirrels.
Homosexual.....

Squir would be a good name for Mathew Ambler

squir by T.M. March 31, 2003

Squirtmaster 

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

Squirtmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

“Squirrel it away” 

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.

“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.

“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Baby night squirrel 

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

Baby night squirrel by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012

Tiananmen Square 

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"Hey, did you hear about Tiananmen Square?"
"Yeah, I heard REDACTED"

Tiananmen Square by [REMOVED] August 16, 2019