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squiffle 

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.
"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)
squiffle by Brian Sago July 8, 2004
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squiffer 

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.
MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.
squiffer by Erectism November 9, 2007

Squiffle Squaff

When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"

Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.
I gave Martha a good squiffle squaff yesterday at that party.
Squiffle Squaff by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

Squiffler 

A person who makes drugs
Tell the Squiffler to make me a batch.
Squiffler by Druggman October 4, 2015
It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.
It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...
Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol
squiffed by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006