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squiffle
To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.
Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.
Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.
"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)
squiffle by Brian Sago July 8, 2004
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squiffel • squiffle • squiffer • squiffed • Squiffler • squiffet • squifffle • squifflebat • Squiffle Squaff
squiffer
Squiffle Squaff
When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"
Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.
Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.
Squiffle Squaff by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
Squiffler
squiffed
It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.
squiffed by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008
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