squifffle 

Squifffle with three F's has multiple meanings like swears

"What the squifffle"
"i look so squifffle today"
also can be used as a name.

squifffle by Kayler grayler January 27, 2022

squffle 

When you grab-hug and cuddle-rub a person or animal in an endearing but dominating way, leaving any hair or feathers in a right old mess.

A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"

Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled

"Look at that squirrel! I would love to squffle him up"

"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*

squffle by Buzeak March 10, 2023

Squaffle 

To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.

I squaffled my old oven at K-Mart.

Squaffle by Cruziana June 20, 2020

squiffle 

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.

"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)

squiffle by Brian Sago July 8, 2004

squaffle 

A squirrel cooked in a waffle-iron. A delicacy originating in hartford Connecticut. Squaffle can also refer to any type of small, common, urban wildlife (e.g. a Pigeon) cooked on a waffle-iron.

May I have some of your squaffle? It looks delicious.

I tend to prefer rodents rather than birds in my squaffle

squaffle by jabber.on April 10, 2010

Squiffle Squaff

When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"

Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.

I gave Martha a good squiffle squaff yesterday at that party.

Squiffle Squaff by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

squiffel 

A cross between a squirrel and a sexy goat.

"Whoa Kendra, it's a cross between Niko and Zac?"

squiffel by Natasha March 22, 2005