Definitions by Erectism

2

Two, the number two, 2

2

2+2=4

4-2=2

2y = 4
y = 2

2=2

2:lf~7#sa"$65 = 2:lf~7#sa"$65

2 by erectism January 11, 2008

tickletash 

An itch wherever there may be a tash upon the body, as if it were to tickle.

Example 1:
Moses: Dude, I got one bad-ass itch

John: Fo Sho? Youz got a tickletash there bruv.

Example 2:
Henry: Why did everyone in ancient times have a tash?

Henrietta: Because without a tash, there would be no need for a tickletash.

tickletash by erectism January 11, 2008

rapesuasion 

The advice given to someone, persuading them to rape.

Adam: Wanna make babies?
Eve: Nah.
Adam: G'won...
Eve: I don't want to
Adam: If we do, you'll get the most pleasure out of it
Eve: Ok. I'll do it

Narrator: Nothing like a lil bit o' rapesuasion from Adam there...

rapesuasion by erectism January 11, 2008

rape craving 

The need for rape. i.e. a crave for rape.

Boris: I havn't raped anyone in over 8 months - I'm dying here...GIMME SOMETHING TO RAPE NOW.
Bruce: Man, that's some fine rape craving you've got there

rape craving by erectism January 11, 2008

Anal Pube

A community of hairs living on the land of the anus.

George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.

Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.

Anal Pube by erectism January 11, 2008

blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

blood butter by erectism January 11, 2008

Vacuum Jam Fart

See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.

Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart

Vacuum Jam Fart by erectism January 11, 2008