squiffet

the art of spraying saliva from the gland beneath the tongue into the unsuspecting face of a person or persons usually whilst in converstation and usually whilst or shortly after drinking a citrus beverage.

1) Waiter: "are you ready to order sir?"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"

2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"

by Fat Lenny May 1, 2008

squiffer

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

by Erectism November 9, 2007

squiffel

A cross between a squirrel and a sexy goat.

"Whoa Kendra, it's a cross between Niko and Zac?"

by Natasha March 22, 2005

squiffed

mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008

squiffed

It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...

Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol

by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006

squiffer

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

squiffer

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

by zldj November 18, 2006