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squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

squeakin cheekin 

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.
One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

Squeaking the duck 

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.
Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

Talkin and squawking 

When your man is in it and he’s whispering in your ear sweet nothings. He tells you things he most likely wouldn’t say otherwise.
Girl tells her bestie: girl he said he loved me. “He ain’t talking about nothin, Just talkin and squawking

Squawking Seagull 

When a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful passage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.
The squawking seagull does not need an example.
Squawking Seagull by C Dogg October 29, 2007