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Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

Squawking Seagull 

When a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful passage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.
The squawking seagull does not need an example.
Squawking Seagull by C Dogg October 29, 2007

squawking eagle 

An activity involving 5 men and a single female, one men lies on a bench face up, and the female (also face up) lies on top, inserting his cock in her ass. She then spreads her legs and a second gentlemen enters, inserting his member into her pussy. now 2 of the remaining gentlemen approach the lady from either side standing facing her, at about shoulder level. but at a sufficient that she must extend her arms out to reach the base of their cocks, she then begins to jack these two men off. Finally the last man enters, sticking his dick into her mouth from the top of her head, such that the dick goes down the throat and the balls knock her nose as he fucks her throat. She performs all these actions in unison, jacking the guys as though flapping wings and rocking her hips as though adjusting her flight path and squawking from the discomfort of the rigorous deep-throating she receives, thus taking teh appearance of a squawking eagle.
your mum got a squawking eagle from fives guys last night and now she walks with a limp, and has lost the ability to swallow solids.
squawking eagle by defMan9 August 26, 2009

squawking seagull 

When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.
My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.

Squawking Penis 

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.
Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
Squawking Penis by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

Squawking Seagull 

when laying on a beach you throw sand into a girls vagina
Guy1:"oh dude did you see Tim just give that girl a squawking seagull"

Guy2:"Oh damn i missed it"
Squawking Seagull by kms0694 April 17, 2009