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The act of getting someone drunk enough in order to sit on their face.
She was squeeking a few drinks in to him in order to mount his face.
Squeeking by Megaron-the-donkey January 31, 2023

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Baby Skull Seeking Bullet 

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.
Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

trauma seeking behavior 

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.
An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."